Hello. I am Kathy B...

I am a human. I write to inspire, entertain, & make myself less insane. I throw words at the internet on Sundays. (Except for when I don't.) I have been described as a class clown, 'the weirdest person I know', & the greatest contribution to mankind since Doctor Who. I'll let you decide which is most apt. Grab a cuppa-delicious and stay for a while; the crumpets are on me.

Friday, 17 April 2015

When things go tits up

A couple of weeks ago, whilst soaping up in the shower on an otherwise ordinary Saturday, I discovered a hard lump in my right breast. Bigger than a pea, smaller than a marble.

Thursday, 9 April 2015

Patchwork happiness

Sometimes, life presents us with glittering opportunity. Other times, it yells a mighty 'FUCK YOU!'

Oh, good day to you curious pessimism. (Minus the good day part. It isn't a good day. Because 'OH-EM-geeeeeeeeee, everything is SHIT and I am just so saaaaaaaaaaaad!')

Thursday, 12 March 2015

I lost my creative shit

Hullo. My name is Kathy B. Remember me?

I've been absent from the blogosphere for a while. Due to the nature of the internet, and the boundless quantity of half-amusing, engaging content available, I'm not going to assume that you will have noticed my absence. But I have, and so it matters, even if just a little, and just to me.

Monday, 2 February 2015

12 signs that your party life is over

You only go out when there's a birthday or a special occasion. Not just because it's Friday. Or Saturday. Or Monday. Or Wednesday. Or even Thursday, because, you know...'YOLO BABES!' When you think about it, you can't even remember the last time you were out past 1am, except perhaps for that time you enjoyed an excursion to Tesco to stock up on onions and razors.

Sunday, 25 January 2015

Dear 80 year old me...

Get your glasses. (They're on your head, you silly old dear.) It's you. 23 year old you. Hullo. How many antique books do you have now? Did you ever get a white Bichon Frise and call it Margaret? Can you still cartwheel?

All of these humans

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