Hello. I am Kathy B...

I am a human. I write to inspire, entertain, & make myself less insane. I throw words at the internet on Sundays. (Except for when I don't.) I have been described as a class clown, 'the weirdest person I know', & the greatest contribution to mankind since Doctor Who. I'll let you decide which is most apt. Grab a cuppa-delicious and stay for a while; the crumpets are on me.

Friday, 12 June 2015

Paper aeroplanes

(*Full image credit to Mckay Savage*)

Our words danced through the air like paper aeroplanes, legs occasionally brushing, observing quietly as a giddy, subtle-cleavage-and-self-deprecating-anecdotes 9pm turned into a sedated, content 2am.

I didn't know then that I would fall in love with him. I just knew that he was a man I liked sitting next to.

Thursday, 4 June 2015

Thoughts I have when suffering from PMS

(*Full image credit to Pierre Fardel*)

And suffering it is.

Thursday, 28 May 2015

A letter to my brother on the eve of his wedding

Perhaps you're living proof that there really is somebody for everyone.

Friday, 17 April 2015

When things go tits up

A couple of weeks ago, whilst soaping up in the shower on an otherwise ordinary Saturday, I discovered a hard lump in my right breast. Bigger than a pea, smaller than a marble.

Thursday, 9 April 2015

Patchwork happiness

Sometimes, life presents us with glittering opportunity. Other times, it yells a mighty 'FUCK YOU!'

Oh, good day to you curious pessimism. (Minus the good day part. It isn't a good day. Because 'OH-EM-geeeeeeeeee, everything is SHIT and I am just so saaaaaaaaaaaad!')
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